If you’re unlucky enough to retire from government service, you’ll get a gold watch.
D.W. Gillespie is a longtime horror writer from Tennessee. When he’s not at work, he spends most of his time wrangling his two young children, two dogs, and two cats. Most of his nights are spent lying in bed and dreaming up awful, twisted things to write about. These stories, in turn, are read by his loving wife who immediately wonders whether or not she is sharing a bed with a crazy person.